KENDALL WA
TRUMPED (2017)
Released around Easter '17, slight protest against the Emperor!
Trumpland
Who cares about women's rights/
women should do what we say/
how we say/
when we say/
What a sad day when your family gets displaced/
when you held at the airport for not a thang
what should we think/
when you live on the edge/
never knowing when to hedge your bets/
then realizing you just a dog in a game of fetch ain't that a bitch/
ain't that a bitch don't you gotta lil itch/
to look the flag in its eye n ditch/
how much more spit can you get drenched in from the pulpit/
as they tell you it's rain/
have you now started to plan ahead/
what happens when I have mi Hispanic kids/
will they inherit all of our misfortunes/and be poor again/
Cold as Snow
Uh bout to buy a Porsche/
girl say she bout to ride a horse/
she talking bout Kenny gee of course/
we frequent flying on the concourse
then we left the airport/
felt mi backstroke like a gulf course/
hitting birdies everywhere I go/
tool can't hide in trench coats/
took her to the fifth coast/
had belvedere n a fifth of coke/
hit up Mel when its tryna snow/
warm it up w the calico/
but chick I'm done w the real shit/
tryna move to London real quick/
brought over on a slave ship
maybe that's why every time in America I feel fuckn sea sick
You ever feel that I'd kill that/
I'd do dirt for the thrill of that/
a pill yah let's fill that/
more liquor distill that/
another pipe let's hit that/
fuget idle talk let's chit chat/
w a thick sack like a kit kat/
break that bitch in half
let's split that/
id fit that in yo chick vag/
is she pizzassed add pizzaz/
this whole worlds caged like Alcatraz/
on a lonely island like I'm on a boat
/if my ship floats you ain't gotta row/
unless our arguing leads to another roe/
if that went over ya head then grab the remote/
no more castaway how bout a reality show/
Why be king I'm Yahweh/
my dingaling these hoes swing/
and yell wee all the way to the suburbs/
emerge turn burn out my urn/
last year how much did we earn/
why would I disclose what my own president won't/
all I know is the government ain't nothing to funk with/
or else Capone would still roam/
cold as chrome cold as handle bars/
chick in pigtails call em handle bars/
24 karats call me Bruno mars/
gold everywhere I go even in snow/
trump tryna send the Feds to Chicago/
got me like odelay bring em vato/
tú cabron tap my phone/
to Africa send me home/
westsidechurchofnazarene
My mind gets flooded by so many ideas/
Told ed I gotta beat n he yelled out right here/
You shut your mouth when you talk to me/
better sit down when you walk to me/
better announce yo self when you stalking me/
better give double if you want all of me/
How we gon see face to face if trump builds the wall/
Thought I did the hard part of convincing yo ma that I'm not such a bad guy/
and not all black guys just pull drivebys across the southside/
some of us work and spend sundays at chuuch/
some of us go to church n do dirt but atleast we go to church/
chuuch/
mama mamacita Ima treat ya hija w nothing but respect believe it/
I'll be sure to ask her for permission before our sextape i leak it/
Wish I was still talking to my ex/s
o I can tell that dumb bitch she can suck on all this/
It's hard to get uplifted/
religion is a store y'all just shoplift it/
everyone wanna judge then get upset when I hold a grudge/
sometimes yo mind won't budge n that's when lesser men grab guns/
Life ain't perfect sometime you gotta tug n Jamaican jerk it/
I plead the fifth/1 2 3 4 fifth!/
If I invite you to mi digital store
will you be mi digital whore/
will you open digital doors
or do I gotta hack into cracking open your legs/
if I start going to class will you unzip yo dress/
if I pass the test can you sit on mi desk/
can I fondle yo breast if I do Sunday school/
cuz the summer is mine that's when I mess w dumb girls down the block/
that dunno how to handle the cock/
I think they just too high I never knew there was such a ting surprise/
sometimes I recall/
fingering you as the sunrise on the French Riviera/
all of the Sara's in mi past/
took they basic ass back to Instagram/
and sent me spam getting the angle just right/
booty perched on the sink cuz they think Ima think/
that's alotta junk slapping against my belly/
even Jesus loved ass just look at me/
I was made in his image arms open like pippen/
long as a muthatrucka sexy ladies get in/
join kennys arc we'll start repopulation/
thou is holy don't you listen to Satan/
Imagina
Imagine this life was plastic/
every mistake you make you can delete scratch it/
no more winning fascists good guys in fashion/
no longer dragged under the sea w Sebastian/
as if in fact it's integrity to the casket/
a lot harder to fill the bracket/
of gods march madness loco to the locals/
yolo I'm vocal smashing the grand totals/
If blue is the warmest colour/
what does that make red/
if hues is the difference between me n my brothers/
then we in the same bed/
if all that matters to you/
is the loss of another's life here's some street cred/
if you really hate me that mucho/
stifle my creativity n leave me for dead/
The battle of the bay of pigs is this/
you wanted a Cold War I'll show you the definition of frigid/
you wanted model behavior I'm Jason crossed w twiggy/
an awful hicky turtlenecks can't get rid of me/
they too slow they too slow/
hopped out the 64 cuz it's too low/
it's too Nintendo I need more PlayStation/
need you to change your faces a lil less patience/
a lil more urgency I think I deserve a thing/
called respect or maybe that's just my imagination/
my life is masturbation/
face turning purple from all this asphyxiation/
somebody change the station set my alarm but don't awake me
in 20 more years carbon date me/
just don't shake me pretty baby you wanna date me/
take me as is don't try to imagínate me/
Slick Jack
Police no want none 2 steps gwan Gotham/
shot after shot de Kingston to Rotterdam/
no bullets gotta shot in hand/
Jell-O shots bitch that's the top hit/
handing out assists like he Stockton/
twice been charged for stalking/
jack slick stop the arguing/
capped a bloke in his knees but they pardoned him/
ran to brixton layed low for 6 years/
went north n crossed that bridge troubled a smidge/
it would be a fib if I claimed virtuosity was how he lived/
stumbled in that damp den/
2 gins each hand one Guinness per 5 minutes/
liver damage was his life sentence/
used to fisticuffs in the back alley/
how many men he took down keep the tally/
he was in Croydon when the boy's in they uniform saw him grabbing ass/
tried to tackle him fast hit tables he laughed/
then dashed to the nearest black cab/
weather was dreary but look who's appearing/
the yardies were nearing the babies were tearing
the ladies were cheering n swearing/
she gon be the next baby mama/
kill the drama save it for the marmalade/
consumed on martyr day or Sunday/
one day he gon flip that page/
but today ain't the day maybe just rob a bank
/maybe just one getaway payday then it's off to Spain/
or maybe Portland Maine/
maybe if I break the bank mi white neighbors wouldn't complain/
everybody has a dream he says/
but the next day wake up in another awful state/
sound of an alarm nope another bottle break/
Street life is the best life street life is the best life/
he swears to me
Prorsum
A lion doesn't concern hisself with the opinions of sheep/
sleep/
count how many of y'all how silly of y'all/
there's peasants in the hall/
there's pleasure in her jawssssss/
how can I be rid of sharks/
there's fins everywhere there's glands there's gills/
no blood no kill/
if I could only find a Wynona Ryder to point out all the stranger things/
we seen in the last week never I'm stuck w all these heathers/
the balls on the tether n it's in your court/
do you dribble or header/
do you shoot or pass do you just get it stolen/
you in Chelsea w your arsenal well are you locked n loaded/
We go Prorsum forward and then some/
still young black n handsome/
n then some refer to me as chancellor/
send the manager employees abandoned ya/
If I had a neck tie I/
would hang my self by mi fly/
n I would attempt w eyes folded blind/
to inseminate n penetrate all before I die/
no i would try n nail Victoria's Secret/
get hammered then bail no longer wanna see ya/
if I need ya I'll call but I never saved your number/
I pretended to add ya but my phone was off/
I'm just having a laugh at your expense/
baby boo had the flu so the cure I dispense/
she in shock therapy to get over me/
word to mike pence why you so thick/
why my so dense lately you been tense/
n I just figured out how to work these damn pens/
I feel sillier than trump got ink all over my hands/
remove your pants
You hear me creeping up my seat is up/
all I can say is turn your speakers up/
I flow like hey pee in a cup/
they over analyze me/
in mi Burberry flirt w me/
Octubre
I arose woke n spoke/
Ima rose reign to grow/
crown got thorns ever since I was born/
wore protection for the hoes in mi dorm/
I swore I swear fighting like the Illini/
wide eye in tye dye might I cry/
in living color can't believe it's not mantequilla/
señorita I found you eureka/
oh boricua love spotted like a cheetah/
all these peepers jeepers creepers/
it wasn't my son why can't we move on/
you found my new home new place of employ/
what the dealio that ain't coolio/
my gangsta paradise is ruined by this ho/
all I wanted was to be a lil happy/
meet a mamí who call me papi/
create hijos who call me pappi, sound sappy/
mi long time amigos dap me/
gladly I walked around sadly/
too long 2 bongs clear all emoticons/
Back to the future/
ain't punched ya yet we skipped to the bruising/
south beach cruising Cubs hat a moot point/
is telling me how to show out when you coy/
as fish as aquarium bury em/
all those emotions why carry em/
too long I kept it bottled with the mini ship/
wait for you to pull the clip explosive/
everybody's motives were swept/
while mine were addressed and called crooked/
and told I'm just shit a sinking ship/
I hit storms tore my sails n upended/
saw escaping pigeons all I had was a volleyball/
Wilson who we gon kill man/
when I get a lil footing/
and she calling me pudding like she gon love me long time/
then the tuff times come and she starts a lil scrum/
then run never looking back/
and I make her uncomfortable with my assuredness/
and ego/
mama said Ima have problems/
folks won't understand you oh well you gotta
/find your own ray in the sun n chill/
or find a bottle of pills/
Go For It
Don't pray for my downfall or mi death/
when I'm down I get back up when it's death I resurrect/
Oh dear I flow like queers/
or bisexuals you never know which way I'll steer/
I'm just taking the piss outta you like a catheter
Her mama call me cabron/
thought she was comparing me to lebron/
then I found she ain't fond of lebron/
so yea she compared me to lebron/
Mi vida been microscoped/
how could I cope when I duck tuck n roll/
when mi whole existence is on the slipperiest slope/
gotta surfboard snowboard going overboard/
Shoutout to the brixton crew/
to westside chi we gon shoot some pool/
not shoot some fool put down them tools/
teach em lil bwoi how to learn up in school/
lemme make some rules by the time you hit 6th form/
or a university dorm get warned/
if you don't wanna get swarmed by the boys n blue/
or the yardies another vida you may pursue/
let us just peruse ever thought about sports/
kick a lil footie or dominate the court/
maybe action sports surfboard skateboard/
formula one you could be number one/
you direct the movies you can produce the music/
but all that stops the minute you start shooting/
value yourself they want you to not/
we could run this world let em have the block/
Tried to live the hillbilly lifestyle shit ain't work out too well/
not one person picked me up when I fell/
grab my boots grab my loot grab my dudes/
said you you n you we gon go to the moon/